things they don’t show you in porn:
- elbowing each other in the face
- leg cramps
- accidentally pulling each other’s hair
- ass pubes
things they also don’t show in porn:
- sleepy morning sex
- mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
Stop saying ass pubes.
I need porn bloopers.
The entrance to Disneyland in 1965, when parking was only $0.25. You can just make out the Matterhorn underneath the “A”
via eBay seller nobleauction
the greatest horse in all of animation history
What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.
OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
a paint job like this requires high quality paint, a lot of patience and a fuckton of masking tape
There’s actually just one guy (or one guy’s company) that’s responsible for pretty much all of the really colorful Victorians.
me: *throws shade*
mom: pick it up now
me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat
Your body is normal. Repeat after me: “My body is normal. My body is wonderful. My body is beautiful.”
Most importantly though, “My body is mine.”
Each as beautiful as the next.
Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru
This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.
Fuck you, frog! How dare you be this small!
it’s too small!!
Don’t listen, frog! YOU BE AS TINY AS YOU WANT TO BE