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captcreate:

jesusismyhostage:

west-0f-w0nderland:

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex…

Stop saying ass pubes.

I need porn bloopers.

spacemountaineer:

The entrance to Disneyland in 1965, when parking was only $0.25. You can just make out the Matterhorn underneath the “A”
via eBay seller nobleauction

spacemountaineer:

The entrance to Disneyland in 1965, when parking was only $0.25. You can just make out the Matterhorn underneath the “A”

via eBay seller nobleauction

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

dressedlikeaghost:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

a paint job like this requires high quality paint, a lot of patience and a fuckton of masking tape

There’s actually just one guy (or one guy’s company) that’s responsible for pretty much all of the really colorful Victorians.

dressedlikeaghost:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

a paint job like this requires high quality paint, a lot of patience and a fuckton of masking tape

There’s actually just one guy (or one guy’s company) that’s responsible for pretty much all of the really colorful Victorians.

unclefather:

me: *throws shade*

mom: pick it up now

beautifail:

ja-ll:

I’m not ok 

booksmartdevil

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

lucipherous:

girlsrule-subsdrool:

The Nu Project

Your body is normal. Repeat after me: “My body is normal. My body is wonderful. My body is beautiful.”

Most importantly though, “My body is mine.”

Each as beautiful as the next.

ursulavernon:

geardrops:

molly-ren:

zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.

Fuck you, frog! How dare you be this small!

it’s too small!!


Don’t listen, frog! YOU BE AS TINY AS YOU WANT TO BE

ursulavernon:

geardrops:

molly-ren:

zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.

Fuck you, frog! How dare you be this small!

it’s too small!!

Don’t listen, frog! YOU BE AS TINY AS YOU WANT TO BE